Thursday, December 31, 2009

Funniest Experience in Mumbai...!!!!

Funniest Experience in Mumbai...!!!!

U know.. one of the subarban trains was fast approaching Vashi railway station (place in Navi Mumbai). My aim was to some how get in within 12 secs. I had to let the people get down, also find my way in. The train rushed in, suddenly i saw there no crowd in one of the compartments. Seeing that somehow ran towards the compartment and boarded the train, the train started off in a sec.
To my horror, that was a ladies compartment..!!! All the young ladies seemed to be happy but an old..lady (sh..) was shouting at me... (What hell she was thinking about herself, i dont know ;P)
Anyway as soon as the next station came, i alighted the train, so that the old lady can travel safely... :) Nice boy right :)

Mumbai Darshan

Mumbai tour experience, may be useful for many , those dream to visit the big city.. !!!
Now that I am just back at my home, I can relax and recollect all that I enjoyed (suffered) in Mumbai.

The First day was a great day, I visited, Gate of India which stood with all its glory of past (Prbably i thought it should have been somewhere else), then the Taj hotel - a brilliant struture by itself attracting all tourist, then Trident which stood silent at one - like silent beside a terrific lion (The Taj)
I was so eager to find Oberoi...hotel, but didn't find it. to tell the truth i didnt try.

Our next destination was Kamala Nehru Park and the hanging gardens. To speak my heart out, i would say both places are just a piece of shit. To be frank there is nothing to see there. There was nothing hanging in Hanging Gardens.... :(

On the way I saw Nariman Point and the marine drive too.. both were awesome.

I went to the chowpatee, thinking that I cud see some beautiful girls at least there.. But then chowpatee.. was dirty, with dark water, and you can see a sea is shy to have waves. Virtually, it remined me ofA graveyard...!!!! No beauty only dirty...!!!

Suburban trains, was great experience. I learned , life has no meaning, only time has. Those trains, dared not to stop for anybody, there is only a 12-15 secs wait between your life and ur destination inside.

We visited the Temple of a Goddess. Everybody taLking about the temple. Again, it disappointed me, it was too small a temple, which stood in big city.

Final Point: Mumbai........is just a crowd of mad people, they dont know why there are living, or are they living :P ????, or for what???? Just Chew the paan, spit everywhere, shit to the canal, kill the beaches......and never get rid of the slums. Incredible.